Didn't want to put this in the QAL thread as it's not QAL related. There was an article posted there about Reddit users doing new lyrics to BoRhap inspired by new appointee Scaramucci...here's two versions of their handiwork (and they're frikkin hilarious!). Must sing the lyrics...
"Cov-fe-fe Rhapsody" (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)
Is this our real life? Is this just fantasy?
Government landslide, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look at all these guys and seeeee...
They get all their joy from citizens' misery.
Because Trump's a scum, he's a joke.
We're so done, can he go?
Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to "T".... To "T".
♪Donaaaaaaald...just killed a maaaan...
♪Put some Trumpcare to his head.
♪Pulled his coverage now he's dead...
♪ Donaaaald... presidency's just begun.
Did you mean go destroy the USA?
Donaaald.... ooooh
Didn't mean to make you win. We often wish you'd never been born at all.
You carry-on… Carry-on as if nothing really matters.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the propaganda?
Thunderbolts & lightning
very, very Spicy-EY
(Robert Mueller) Robert Mueller.... (Robert Mueller) Robert Mueller....Robert Mueller's got to go
I'm just a fat Trump, nobody loves me
He's just a fat Trump, with a bad family
Spare him his life from these hookers and pee
Easy come, easy go, when will this dumbass go
Mr Mueller! No, he will not let you go (let me go),
Mr Mueller! he will not let you go (let me go!)
Mr Mueller! we will not let you go (let me go!)
will not let you go (let him go!)
never, never let you go,
Get me those memooo-ooo-ooo-ooos
(sticking fingers in his ears) No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, Mr. Mueller, Mr. Mueller (Mr. Mueller let me go)
Vladizebub, will you release her emails for me, for me, for MEEEEEEEEE!
[news ticker solo]
So you think that collusion might not be a crime?
So you think you can send Conway out to lie??
Ooooh covfefe!! can't fire this guy, covfefe!
Just gotta speak out, just gotta reach out and impeach!!!
Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters...to the GOP.
any way Putin blows...
And the second version:
This whole thread inspired me. I completed my own version this morning:
Republican Rhapsody
Is this our timeline? Is this reality?
Lies about landslides, still complaints about Hillary
Open BuzzFeed, read up on the tweets and pee
I’m just a con man, need no morality
Because I’m easy bought, easy sold, little dumb, little slow
Off to Mar-a-Lago, my oath doesn’t matter to me, to me
Obama, your suit is tan
Put hot mustard on your dog
While I’m off assaulting broads
Obama, hope had just begun
But now I’ve gone and sold it all away
Obama, ooh (This reality blows)
Didn’t mean to win the vote
If I destroy the fabric of democracy
Carry on, GOP as if nothing really matters
Too late, my Vlad has come
Sends agents down my way, he’s so helpful everyday
Screw off, everybody, I’ve got to golf
Gotta hit the links and hide the kompromat
Obama, ooh, I don’t want this job
Most days I wish I never would’ve run at all
I see a lawyer who will sell out if he can
Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the propaganda!
Bannon’s global fighting, very very fright’ning me
(Kelly Conway) Kelly Conway, (Kelly Conway) Kelly Conway, Kelly Conway pants on fire
Politico
(I’m just a con man, nobody loves me)
He’s just a con man from a scumbag family
Watch Fox & Friends, share his insanity
Easy bought, easy sold, will you let Flynn go?
James Comey! No, he will not let Flynn go
(Let him go) James Comey! He will not let Flynn go
(Let him go) James Comey! He will not let Flynn go
(Let him go) Will not let Flynn go
(Let him go) Will not let Flynn go
(Let him go) No no no no no no no!
(But her emails! But her emails!) But her emails, where are they?!
Melania, hides her hands and pulls away from me, from me, from meeeeeeeeeeee
interview solo
Do you think I can pardon myself from these lies?
Do you think I can stop the failing New York Times?
Coooooo-vefe! What the hell is covfefe?
Just gotta fire Bob, just gotta get Mueller outta here!
Nothing really matters, ask the GOP
Nothing really matters
Nothing but your blind loyalty
Off to Mar-a-Lago
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